101 funny good morning texts that can start the day off with a giant smile! - HeTexted (2024)

There’s nothing better than starting the day off with a smile on your face.

The birds are chirping outside, rays of sunshine are peeking through your window, and you’re ready to wake up!

That is unless you’re not a morning person, in which case, disregard what I just said about the birds and the sunshine.

However, waking up and checking your phone to see a witty text from a friend or lover will give you a quick laugh and motivation to start off your morning!

If you want to make somebody’s morning all the better and filled with laughter, I got you covered!

35 Funny and cute morning texts to brighten your partner’s day!

There’s nothing better than to start the day off with a laugh—especially if the one making us laugh is a special someone!

Brighten your partner’s day—or even week—with a funny, silly text message that will make them laugh.

Here are some funny, cute, and lighthearted texts messages your partner will love waking up to

1. “Good morning, baby. I was about to open my blinds but I remembered I’m literally dating a ray of sunshine. I love you, and have an amazing day.”

2. “Good morning, handsome. You’re not awake yet? You were probably too tired from running around in my head the whole night.”

3. “Good morning, sweetie. I would love to stay and chat with you but I have to make some coffee before having any other human interaction. I love you, be right back!”

4. “You’re not awake yet? I keep telling you, let me be your alarm and wake you up every morning but you don’t listen. Good morning whenever you see this! I hope your day is as amazing as you are.😚”

5. “Good morning, sleepy head. Are you ready to have another amazing day with your amazing boyfriend/girlfriend?”

6. “Good morning, honey. I just made you your favorite breakfast: me! So hurry up and wake up!🥰”

7. “Ugh, I hate mornings, but you make them better. Well, you and coffee, but you know what I mean! Anyways, good morning, love.”

8. “I may not be a morning person, but I am a YOU person! So wake up and give me some love!”

9. “Good morning to the best boyfriend in the world who is still probably asleep because he stayed up all night playing video games!”

10. “Good morning, sweetie. I know by the time you see this it’s going to be dark outside, but I love you!”

11. “Good morning, sleepy head. I hope you got some good rest, or in your case, at least some rest! I love you, have a wonderful morning😘!”

12. “Good morning, love. We both woke up pretty late like a couple of cute night owls. Let’s have an amazing and productive day regardless!”

13. “Wake up, babe! The early bird is supposed to get the worm. Since you’re the bird and I’m the worm, I guess I’ll wait for you to wake up. Good morning, by the way!❤️”

14. “BABE, WAKE UP! It’s an emergency! Well not really, I just wanted to wake you up because I miss you. Good morning, sunshine.”

15. “You know how they say that when you can’t sleep, you’re awake in someone else’s dream? Were you by any chance dreaming of me last night? Because I wasn’t able to catch any Zs! Good morning, boobear!”

16. “Wakey wakey, baby! That’s enough sleep time, now it’s me time! Good morning, I missed you.”

17. “Good morning, sleeping beauty. I wish I was there to wake you up with a kiss.😚”

18. “I woke up earlier so that I have more time to talk to you! The early bird does get the worm, after all. Good morning, the love of my life. How was your sleep?”

19. “Good morning, love! How was your sleep? Did I invade your dreams last night? Should I prepare something stronger for tomorrow night?”

20. “Good morning, boo. I woke up with an overwhelming urge to kiss you, and I don’t care about the coffee breath!”

21. “I’ve been thinking of you ever since I woke up, and I woke up, like, 5 minutes ago. I love you, babe! Good morning. 😙”

22. “Good morning, baby. I’m sorry for waking up later than usual. I was thinking of you the whole night! Well, that and I also was watching this really interesting series…anyway, good morning, and have a lovely day!”

23. “Wake up, lazy! It’s time to deal with me again. Good morning, I miss you.”

24. “Good morning, babe. Now that you’re awake, how about you give me all your love and attention? Thank you!”

25. “Good morning, sweetie. You’re the only reason I don’t hit the snooze button, or else, I would have slept the whole day away! I hope your day goes wonderfully.”

26. “The only good part of mornings is coffee, oh, and you of course! Good morning, angel. I’ve missed you.”

27. “I can’t wait to annoy you yet another day! Good morning, babe. 🤠”

28. “Good morning, sweetie! Do you want me to make you breakfast? Unfortunately, due to my lack of skill, you only got one option: cereal.”

29. “Good morning, baby! What a beautiful, sunny day, perfect for some productivity! Okay well, I’m going back to bed. Bye-bye, have an amazing day, though!🥱”

30. “Good morning, love. It’s time to wake up! Don’t make me come there and drag you out of bed!”

31. “I’m having a cup of coffee right now and talking to the love of my life. This is about as good as a morning can get! Good morning, love, thank you for making my day.🥰”

32. “Rise and grind, sleepyhead! I know you don’t like mornings, but unfortunately for you, I do!”

33. “Wake up already, babe! Mornings are more bearable when you’re awake with me!☹️”

34. “Good morning, good-looking! How about I fix you an eggcellent breakfast that will get you through your day?”

35. “Good morning my lovely baby! If you feel down when you wake up, just remember that you get to spend the day with me. I love you, have an amazing day!”

66 Funny and witty good morning texts that your friends will get a good chuckle out of.

Whether your friend is an early bird or a night owl, I’m sure they will appreciate waking up to a funny message.

In general, mornings indicate responsibilities, so that’s why the majority dread waking up.

Even so, a little laugh might help them get through the day.

Here are funny and smile-inducing messages that’ll make your friend’s morning better!

1. “Wakey wakey! Good morning! Don’t tell me you’re still sleeping…😮”

2. “Good morning, fellow sleepyhead! How did you sleep, or in your case, NOT sleep?”

3. “I was having such a good dream and then the alarm woke me up. Good morning, I hope your morning is better than mine.😑”

4. “I would tell you good morning but I don’t know if you’ve had your coffee yet…is the zone clear?”

5. “Rise and grind, [your friend’s name]! I’ll be picking you up shortly!”

6. “Good morning! Ugh, I got 10 hours of sleep last night and that is NOT enough. How was your sleep? Please, please, please don’t tell me you pulled an all-nighter!!”

7. “Good morning! I’m feeling generous this morning. Now, tell me, good friend of mine, what do you want for breakfast?”

8. “Your favorite person just woke up! What an amazing way to start your morning, right? Good morning!!”

9. “Rise and shine! I know you don’t want to, but you’re going to have to get up or else we’ll be late!”

10. “I just woke up and realized that it’s Monday. Can you believe it? I could’ve sworn it was the weekend! Nonetheless, good morning.🥺”

11. “The only thing keeping me intact this morning is my cereal…You’ve got to get up and keep intact this morning too. Kay?”

12. “WAKE UP! WAKE UP, [your friend’s name]! IT’S AN EMERGENCY! I miss my best friend…”

13. “Good morning! I know I woke up a bit late, but can you blame me? No, of course no you can’t!”

14. “I feel like my alarm hates me. Every time I snooze it, it does not stop. So, good morning, I guess…”

15. “What a beautiful morning! I hear the birds chirping right outside my window and all I could think about was how much they’d annoy you! Good morning, sleepyhead.😴”

16. “I woke up feeling all cheery and upbeat but then I remembered you wake up at, like, 2 p.m. So, good afternoon?”

17. “Good morning! I see you’re still sleeping. What am I supposed to do by myself😣?”

18. “Good morning! Although I know you won’t see this until wayyyyy later in the day. Tell me about everything after you wake up!”

19. “I just closed my eyes for one minute and woke up the next day. I guess time goes by quickly when you’re having fun. Good morning, fellow night owl!”

20. “Lucky you, you get to sleep in today. Do you mind if we switch places? Please? Good morning by the way!”

21. “We should make a petition to include sleeping in the Olympics. With how much we sleep, we’d definitely win 1st place. Good morning!”

22. “What a beautiful morning! The weather is sunny, the birds are chir–ugh who am I kidding.?Mornings suck. Still though! Have a good morning!”

23. “Good morning, my dearest friend! Oh, you’re wondering why I’m in such a good mood? It’s because I love mornings! Welcome to the next episode of ‘fake it till you make it’”

24. “Do you know the saying ‘the early bird gets the worm’? Am I supposed to be the bird or the worm or what because I hate waking up!🤔”

25. “Good morning! Texting you while having my morning coffee. I feel rejuvenated! You should’ve seen how I woke up today, an utterly pathetic view that would’ve been…”

26. “Good morning. I’m gathering signatures for a petition to postpone mornings until the afternoon. Are you interested in contributing to our cause?”

27. “Good morning. I’m not sure why I’m up this early, but I guess there’s a first time for everything!”

28. “Good morning! How was your sleep? Knowing you, you either slept a couple of hours or not at all.”

29. “Wake up, have your coffee, brush your teeth, and get dressed! Time to rise and grind! It’s me and you, buddy😌.”

30. “Good morning! I know you’re awake, I can smell the coffee breath.”

31. “Unbelievable! You’re still asleep. That’s it, I’m coming to your house and blasting music outside your window!”

32. “Good morning, question: what would you do if I just came and dragged you out of bed? This is getting out of hand! Wake up, and let’s do something!”

33. “It’s morning already? I don’t want to wake up, you don’t want to wake up! Screw this! Let’s have a terribly good morning, shall we?!”

34. “Good morning, how did you sleep? Oh, you’re still asleep…would a fresh and delicious batch of pancakes help wake you up😋?”

35. “Good morning! Today is a new day and you know what that means? We’re getting one day closer to the weekend!”

36. “Ugh, I wish I could sleep the whole day away, but I have to get up and get ready. Goodbye, my beautiful bed…and good morning to you!”

37. “Wakey wakey, it’s time for school! Wake up! If I had to wake up this early, so do you!”

38. “You know what would make mornings less unbearable? If they started at, like, 1 p.m. Good morning, I guess.🤕”

39. “I wonder if we were koalas in our past lives. We sleep way too much! Good morning, my koala friend!”

40. “Good morning! I know you wake up feeling grumpy, so I’m here to share some positive vibes! Have a good morning, bestie.”

41. “You’re probably still asleep, but hey, it’s worth the shot! Good morning!”

42. “Wake up, sleepy head! I can hear you snoring! Get up, get ready, and let’s do something fun.”

43. “You’re still sleeping? You better wake up! You’re the only person I enjoy talking to😭!”

44. “Wakey wakey! You’re lucky I’m not there or else I’d kick you out of bed. Scratch that, I’m coming over!”

45. “Good morning! Are you ready to take on another day? Me neither.”

46. “Good morning! Were you able to catch any Zs last night? Or did I leave none for you? I slept like a baby!”

47. “Good morning already! Didn’t you get enough beauty sleep?”

48. “I don’t get how you’re able to sleep through all your alarms. Should I just come and scream in your ear instead? Good morning, whenever you see this!🥳”

49. “I can’t believe I actually woke up this early. This is an important occasion! So I might as well wish you a good morning.”

50. “OMG! I saw the funniest dream and it had you in it. Wake up so that I can tell you! Good morning, fellow desperate.”

51. “Good morning! Wait, don’t tell me you’re sleeping in again. I won’t let you! I’m on my way to pick you up.”

52. “Good morning. You better have gotten ready for class or I’m going on without you! Never mind, I’m not that mean. Wake up already or we’ll be late!”

53. “Sometimes I wake up and immediately knock back out. Then I remember I have responsibilities. Good morning and please save me.😭”

54. “I snoozed my alarm and ended up oversleeping! I hope your morning is going better than mine.”

55. “I woke up and have been sitting on my bed ever since. I’m cold and sleepy. Help me, and good morning!”

56. “I would say ‘good morning’ but you don’t like them. So, morning!”

57. “Good morning! I know you hate mornings, but I’m here to give you your daily morning dose of annoyance!😁”

58. “Good morning and goodbye because I’m about to fall right back to sleep. There’s no way I’m staying awake at this hour!”

59. “Apparently it’s better to be an early bird because you’re supposed to get more things done. Anyways, I stood up late last night to watch this series! Good morning!”

60. “Good morning! Get up, make your coffee, and start the day. It’s boring without you.”

61. “What a beautiful day to annoy your best friend! Good morning, bestie!”

62. “Rise and shine! I know you’re sleepy but force yourself out of bed and let’s hang out.”

63. “Good morning! Here’s to another stressful and tedious day. But hey, at least the weather is nice…right?”

64. “Your snore woke me up. Can you imagine, your sound traveled all the way to [name of your city]? Wake up sleepy! Wake up!”

65. “Good morning, grumpy. How’s my favorite night owl doing?”

66. “Good morning, early bird. I’m here to ruffle your feathers!”

Laughter is the best medicine!

Laughter is, without a doubt, the best medicine—especially in the mornings.

Waking up to a funny and sweet message from a person close to you is a fantastic feeling.

It helps start the day off with a positive feeling and an upbeat attitude, but most importantly, with a smile!

So, make yourself a cup of coffee and get your phone ready because it’s time to cheer people up!

Love,

Callisto.